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Afican Cops **Funny**
How to pull down a tree
Thursday, 10th April 2008
Nation's Presidential Assassins Still Undecided
U.S. Not Planning To Attack Iran, Says U.S. Iran War Czar
Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake
Victim Of Mall Shooting Determined Not To Die In Yankee Candle
Yankees To Play Exhibition Game Against The Media
GM Introduces New 2008 Line Of Layoffs
Mafia suspect too fat to go to prison
All villagers 'banned from dying'
Finally, Dutch say animal sex illegal
Friday, 14th March 2008
Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?
Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently
Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement
Exiled American King Triumphantly Returns To Washington
Energy Secretary Just Assumed Cabinet Knew He Did Porn Films In The '80s
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Know your Candidates Better 2008
Thursday, 15th February 2008
Funny if you are South African
Monday, 31st December 2007
Happy New Year 2007
Tuesday, 4th December 2007
Cadet impaled on rocket launcher
Santa visits in 34 microseconds
Ritch bitch flees death threats
You're not really ugly, it's just your brain
Most Portuguese 'distrust smiling politicians'
Condom dresses promote safe sex
Tourist slept in shop window bed
Monday, 3rd December 2007
Policeman fights for Get Osama number plate
Tasered man feels sorry for cop
Girl beats Taser-wielding junkie
Thief sneaks off with 36,000 pints
Man 'shot speed camera'
Phones help deliver baby
Letter to Santa pays off for police
Friday, 23rd November 2007
4.5kg hairball in teen's stomach
Queen's royal coffin 'is always on standby'
'Nincompoop' is Britain's favourite word
Best job in the world?
Naked model's cover-up order
Anthem gaffe 'helped Croatia'
Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life
Gin-Soaked Craig Kilborn Shows Up Broke, Homeless At SportsCenter Studio
Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition Of Sitting Around At Airport
Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
Christian Charity Raising Money To Feed Non-Gay Famine Victims
Thursday, 22nd November 2007
British police mascot 'too white, too male'
You call that a knife? This is a knife
Honey, I think I doomed the universe
Politician attacks TV host
'Hello, and welcome to Masturbation Meadow'
Dumped painting sells for $1m
Paramedic shoots, then saves robber
Wife's £5m Google surprise
Tuesday, 20th November 2007
Elliot Nicholls breaks sms record, blindfolded
Pensioner faces jail over pink house
Woman, 102, strips for calendar
Love at first Web site for subway riders
Talking cameras may show up at beaches
U.S. Postal Service Destroyed By Four Reckless Teens In Car
Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race
Monday, 19th November 2007
Man spit roasts 550kg camel
Woman with half a brain
Teen arrested for virtual theft
Flushed with success
Brothers to demolish Australian mansion
New Zealand bans fat wife
GPS directs driver onto train tracks
This Is The Point In The Blow Job Where I Have To Be Careful What I Say
Law Firm To Purchase One Of Those Big Leather Chairs
U.S. Military Wasting All Its Victories On Notre Dame
U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms
Thursday, 15th November 2007
Man busted drinking hair spray in department store
Electric fag beats pub smoking ban
Magnet Man 'heals the sick'
Paris helps drunken elephants
'Doctor, it hurts when I pee'
Musical roads created in Japan
Wednesday, 14th November 2007
Drink driver used torch to see as headlights busted
Stampede as cows escape from McDonald's
Man marries dog to lift curse
Six-legged frog pride of restaurant
Sex for the disabled
Man used gun to change wheel
Porn movie in car may yield hefty fine
Man dies in cat door
Tuesday, 13th November 2007
UFOs are 'no laughing matter'
Chocolate began as a status beer 3100 years ago
Which politician do voters want to see nude?
Man forgets car at gas station
Tattooist takes Cats fan's request literally
Neighbour's cockatoo rescue bid ends in death
Ring found after 89 years
Bear steals car
Truffle sold for record $227,000
Monday, 12th November 2007
Groom too drunk, bride weds brother
Man 'scales' 24 floors to stab ex-lover
Woman 'bites off boyfriend's lip'
Cow falls 60m onto couple's bonnet
Man raised as girl tells of life as a wife
Restaurant sold dog meat as lamb: police
Police told to stop visiting brothels while on duty
Friday, 9th November 2007
Mum books stripper for teen son
Criminal hid in tunnel for 17 years
Ex-terrorist posts job-ad
Burglar 'too good' for crime
No smoking means no smoking
Church phone a hotline to sex, not heaven
Wednesday, 7th November 2007
Man allegedly punches corpse at funeral
Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity
Dying in the British parliament an offence
Walking billboard
Police sting upsets Ozzie
Student punished for hugging friends
Son found alive after funeral
Thousands in China are named Olympics
Mean Automakers Dash Nation's Hope For Flying Cars
Everyone In Hollywood Great Friends
Monday, 5th November 2007
Croc jailed after 'having a go' at fishermen
Bleeding drunk trashes home, calls police
Possum trashes priceless museum relics
Elephant on acid
Axe wielding killer on advent calendar
Thieves wander into parliament building
Israel Intercepts Massive Palestinian Rock Shipment
Secondhand Smoke Linked To Secondhand Coolness
Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career **Video**
Friday, 2nd November 2007
Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, says Bush
Stolen GPS leads police to thief
Crook fingered by own digit
Would-be PM's ear wax regret-Kevin Rudd
Airline bans mile high club
School cleaner appointed teacher
Man admits firing arrows out of window
Man learns guns aren't for work place
Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of Nation
Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed
Wednesday, 30th October 2007
NT residents thought they were being attacked
Ex-prisoner buys back his old cell
German army bogged down in TP
Dog shoots hunter
Army tests invisible tank
Mystery of the vanishing sheep
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Man in zombie costume mistaken for dead
Tuesday, 29th October 2007
Cops get ground-shaking sirens
'Haunted' swing keeps rocking
Man sued for Second-Life sex toy fraud
Prisoner escaped in suitcase
Thief accepts invitation
Man eats record 103 burgers
Swedish TV employee in trouble over breast
Thursday, 25th October 2007
Fine for pub breast can-crushing
Home sweet someone else's home
Food chain gets own back as giant snails take over
Is it a car..is it a plane?
Rescuer fined for saving OAP
Japanese company develops car toilet
Woman gets 10 years for sex attack
Lethal Injection Ban Leads To Rise In Back-Alley Lethal Injections
Clerk Endures Fifth Humiliating Year
Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts
Tuesday, 23rd October 2007
Hookers on a hunger strike
Diamond bra for sale
Woman conceives twice in a month
Thieves target cashless bank
Bags fall from airborne plane
Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career
Not-So-Horrible Thing Happens In Iraq
New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting
Study Finds Sexism Rampant In Nature
Monday, 22nd October 2007
Killer Cambodian cow arrested and executed
Man rips out teeth to beat queue
Girl's 'evil' Chinese tattoo
Unhappy ex-con commits new robbery
Brit military copter damaged mansion
Entire Precinct Made Up Of Loose Cannons
It Only Tuesday
NASA Announces Plan To Bring
Wi-Fi To Its Headquarters By 2017
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
Monday, 15th October 2007
Town in grip of undies shortage
Worker's compensation for injured pole dancer
Feisty ostrich shot dead in revenge hit
Woman finds use for unwanted junk mail
A third ear for art
Fertile lap dancers get more tips
Monday, 8th October 2007
'Gay bomb' for enemy soldiers
Dutch hashish "spacecakes" become chicken-friendly
McDonald's Employee Just In It For The Money
'Drug, stripper, prostitute' contract costs $112,000
Huge diamond proves to be mirage
Nation Impressed By Large Pair Of Breasts
The world's shortest couple?
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
Jeweller makes gold lingerie
Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Paper Bag
Help for mummys' boys
Friday, 5th October 2007
Drunk man flips the bird to officers
Rape suspected arrested on television
Whoops! Sorry Scotland...Bombs Away
Orgasm ringtone shocks court
Mayor injures 'tomato'
Thief steals cut-out cop
Thursday, 4th October 2007
Mr Ecstasy Head in customs bust
Politician accidently shows porn to schoolkids
Bar gossip leads to nasty surprise
Police: Drinking and lawn-mowing don't mix
Beware of companies called 'CASH'
Coco Pops blamed for Bermuda's obesity
Date Of Apple Backlash Set For March 21, 2008
Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing
Wednesday, 3rd October 2007
Arrested priest blows 11-times over DUI limit
Time expires on man's stolen meters
Is artists' hidden apartment art or theft?
Custody battle over severed leg
World stone-skimming record smashed
Brits arrested for playing bingo
Endurance car kissing contest
Groom, 24, marries bride, 82
Tuesday, 2nd October 2007
MPs embarrassed by Facebook
Man arrested for airport al-Qaida joke
Man burns house in effort to kill wasps
Parachutist survives 2,000ft fall
Scientists breed see-through frogs
Pedal power
Bush Makes Surprise Visit To Work
No Police Report Can Truly Capture My Love Of Drunk Driving
Monday, 1st October 2007
Weird sandals lead to heroin bust
Nuns in nasty convent brawl
Woman evicted for noisy lovemaking
Tickets fly, but the plane doesn't
Couple's £87,000 phone bill
Sentry caught off guard
Spanish town tosses world's biggest salad
Screw-up: fastner thief nailed from Internet site
Belgian disabled sexuality needs met
Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults
Friday, 28th September 2007
Handcuffed children steal patrol car
Artist can only draw asleep
Tattoos cost couple an apartment
Students set each other on fire for fun
World's biggest bikini photoshoot
Teenager survives ride in wing of a Boeing-737
World's most expensive dessert
Wife sentenced for cutting hubby's manhood
Come to the sand of make believe
Foot found in cooker
4 week hangover
Wednesday, 26th September 2007
Biker's penis hit by lightning
'Drunk' man rips head off duck
Church goers weigh in on new media
The real life Moe
Escaped convict found at police party
Pink guns for girls
TV presenter vomits live on air
Passenger 'has bath' on plane
Couple's naked ambition
Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys
Putting Pressure On Iran
Britney Spears Leaves Mysterious Stain On The Red Carpet
White House Announces 'Everything Is Great In Iraf'
Monday, 24th September 2007
The 'don't Tase me bro!' show's a real hit
Call for time limit on marriages
Marjiuana alleged in load of cookies
Wheelchair-bound burglar
Man downs nearly 11 burritos in 12 minutes
'Swastika handbag' withdrawn from sale
Names in cement may cost Ohio youths
Dads walking daughters down the aisle a no-no in Stockholm
New tune for architects
Survey finds Stockholm most livable city
Prince Charles opens cannabis garden
Prime Minister's house 'for sale' online, going cheap
Carl Wagner did nude hold-ups 'because he was bored'
Thursday, 20th September 2007
School teacher bans 'Yes sir!' during sex
Avast, me hearties! Yesterday
Cannabis catch of the day for trawler
World's oldest man is 112
A streetcar named SLUT
Dominatrix, city reach agreement
Coworker Not Nearly As Fun Drunk As Originally Suspected
Surf club bans thongs
Man hides sex toys in snags, 'could have used bread'
Town Hall Meeting Gives Townspeople Chance To Say Stupid Things In Public
Grass found growing on baby's lung
'Wild sex in back caused me to crash'
14 American Apparel Models Freed In Daring Midnight Raid
Wednesday, 19th September 2007
No water to douse fire of Albania's loss to Dutch
Navy boob jobs squeeze?
US Senator sues God for being a terrorist
Bees killing predator hornets by suffocation
Council to turn off street lights at night
Belgium up for sale on eBay
Man refuses £2m lottery win
School has beef with vegan teacher
Kangaroo needs dentures
Man reports drugs missing, is arrested
FedEx Cup Chase Intensifies As PGA Multiplies All Scores By 1 Million
Rafael Nadal Credits French Open Success To Living In A World Of Clay
Tuesday, 18th September 2007
Pot-smoking cows could stop BSE, maybe
Man chokes on gold tooth hidden in Mars bar
Bank rejects man who sounds like woman
Offenders forced to listen to Barry Manilow
Oh, the excitement of watching cheese age!
Death defying school run
Couple divorce after online 'affair'
A mermaid's tale
Scientists Isolate Area Of Brain That Doesn't Like Poking
Description Of Sexual Fantasy Changing With Girlfriend's Reaction
Report: School Shootings Help Prepare Students For Being Shot In Real World
Monday, 17th September 2007
'Dead' man wakes in autopsy
Czech crash victim wakes up speaking English
Woman takes on giant python to save dog
Mayor reeling from nude Internet pictures
Man pulls car with nose
Airline apologizes for fashion misstep
Zimbabwean president in the charts
Secret Russian sub details leaked online
Intruder happy to be alive
Man cops fine for going to work while sick
Private eye hides inside hearse to bust vandal
Here's how you grow marijuana, officer
Couple panicked by sperm bank shortage
Zambian police probe 'resurrection' of dead woman
Friday, 14th September 2007
Nigerian banks told to stop using pretty women
Inmates throw sausage tantrum
Sacked for being a hero
Aspen ranch selling for $135M
Man forces wife to walk naked though town
Alibi service for adulterers
Tooled up
Kilogram 'losing weight'
Texas uses eBay to sell unclaimed items
Guards caught with anti-theft bait
Return To A Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?
Thursday, 13th September 2007
Man kills 'dangerous' pig
Make a baby, win great prizes
Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades
Ford Reintroduces Model T Line That Made It Great
Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks
Vacuum screamer
13 year coughing fit
Bee sting burst breast implant
Poltergeist scares family from home
Freak fall traps Malaysian boy's testicles in pipe
Wednesday, 12th September 2007
Mugger pauses to lick toes
CEO's Funeral A Networking Dream
Smuggler learns not to stow pot near DEA
Tuesday, 11th September 2007
McDonald's employee jailed and charged for salty burger
Robbers served customers
Escaped cat found at airport 3 weeks later
Study: Retired Dads Busier Than Ever
Dopey dealer reports theft to police
Japanese man remains air guitar supremo
In The Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich? **Video**
McDonald's Sells Out
Goats become sacrifical lambs for airline
TV show causes security alert ** Go the Chaser **
No identification, no booze for 65-year-old
Thursday, 6th September 2007
Peeping Tom sues police to get porn back
Thieves switch top police dog for mongrel pup
Bar stool heaven
9-year-old maths whiz finds master's 'too easy'
Cities look to sack saggy pants
Cabbies must look sharp or be fined
So, how do you score an emu in golf?
Boy 'backchatter' held over the barbie
Condom-in-a-bottle man sues Russian beer-makers for millions
Former CIA worker to auction Che Guevara's hair
Woman has face-to-face with her heart
Tongans' scrummy lunch
Wednesday, 5th September 2007
Son charged over Cheetos fight
Ice cream-stealing 'pork chop' gets fined
Tuesday, 4th September 2007
Men stole hearse for pub crawl
Cars smash up man's home for tenth time
Mayor bans excuses
Soldiers get engaged after meeting in war
Swiss inmates slip away
Kebabs in rotten meat scandal
Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying
British couple take eBay to a new level
Russian heirs among richest in the world
